The Morning After

Well, he is still alive. I had my concerns on whether or not that last fish bowl might do him in, but Teetz is sleeping soundly on the couch and he survived. I did not make him go shot for shot with me because that probably would have been the end of him. He did very well and I am very proud of him. Although I was pretty drunk too and I am fairly certain at one point or another on the phone I told Teetz's brother I wanted to have sex with him. Chaz really is going to think I'm insane, but ah well. Okay, here's the drink order:
Woody's
1. Long Island (glass)
2. Goldschlager (shot)
3. Tequila Sunrise (glass)
4. Raspberry Kamikaze (shot)
5. Amaretto Sour (glass)
6. 3 Wisemen (shot)
Duffy's
7. Red Headed Slut (shot)
8. Liquid Cocaine (shot)
9. Purple Hooter (fishbowl - me, Teetz, Kayleen and JohnRoss, but mostly me and Teetz)
10. Sex on the Beach (fishbowl - me and Teetz, but mostly me)

By the end of the second fishbowl he slowed down which is good because I like my friends alive and not dead. We have tons of fun pictures and it was a great time and I think we've created a monster. Just kidding, I doubt every single weekend will be like this now, none of us can afford it. But I have waited for last night pretty much forever, and I didn't even tell the best part yet! Of course, the best part pertains to me quite a bit, this is my blog after all, but here is a little backstory first:

Way way back in the day when Adam and I broke up the very first time around, I was all mopey and sad because that's how people are after break-ups. Teetz has really nice calves and we would go play tennis or whatever and I would tell him to put his calves away because I was getting distracted. In response he then told me to put my ass away then. Anyway, one day I said I wanted to lick his calves for my birthday because that would be the best present ever. He told me that okay, for my 22nd birthday I could lick his calves. My 22nd birthday came and went and there was no calf-licking to be had so that made me sad. Later Teetz informed me he only told me I could lick his calves because I was crying all the time over Adam and he didn't want me to cry anymore so he thought it would help if he told me that I could so I had something to look forward too. Well, last night at Duffy's, I totally licked BOTH CALVES. I can now die happy. Well, preferably not any time soon, but now I will never have to bug him about it again because it's over and done with. And there are totally pictures to prove it.

All in all, we had an awesome time, and I hope he did too. He is still passed out on the couch so we'll see how he's feeling in a couple hours.